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Post by Vance Skye on Jun 18, 2009 22:55:47 GMT -5
Vance Skye hopped from rooftop to rooftop, as usual, scouting for potential AWESOMENESS.
Then he saw it. The perfect opportunity. Without hesitation, he threw his EPIC MANLY sword at the girl tending to an apple stall. While the sword was in flight he jumped off the building, rebounded off the top of a stall, and was at the apple girl's stall just as the sword reached it.
The sword missed the girl, the stall, and the customers in the area. It did, however create a split in the apple at the top of the pile. Vance Skye picked up the apple and looked at the girl, who was still in shock from the large blade only inches from her.
"I APOLOGIZE! IT WOULD SEEM MY MIGHTY SWORD HAS FOUND IT'S WAY INTO YOUR JUICY SLIT! HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO PURCHASE THIS DELICIOUS MORSEL?"
Needless to say, an EPIC MANLY sword thundering from the sky, immediately followed by an extremely loud proposition to purchase a single apple, generally gets people's attention.
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Post by Mirabelle Gibard on Jun 18, 2009 23:24:39 GMT -5
Mirabelle was flying about the market today. she had decied to get some food as she was hungry. Just as she aprouched an apple stand, she saw a sword fly though the air and cut into the apple on the top of the stack. "Wow that was AWESOME" Mirabelle mumbeld to herself.
At the stand the man, who apperently owned this sword asked to buy the apple in a strange manner. Who ever he was he was Awesome.
Mirabelle flew up to the man "YOU WERE AWESOME, WHO ARE YOU?" Mirabelle tried to be as loud as that man was, but she was no where near that loud.
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Post by Færys Tiranas on Jun 18, 2009 23:43:00 GMT -5
A young woman was standing nearby, resting from looking for food in the trash all day, when suddenly, a sword flew down from the sky. In a rather overblown bit of theatrics, Færys saw a man jump down and catch the sword, stating loudly his intention to buy the apple he had cut. Færys was stunned into silence, when she had been playing her flute and begging, by the sheer AWESOME of the man's aura.
Of course, while his sheer AWESOME affected her mind, it was his loud voice that caused the girl to fall over. Not that any normal person simply walking up and poking her wouldn't have done the same. She fell over and landed on her butt, her stomach letting out a growl to rival the AWESOME man's voice...
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Post by Vance Skye on Jun 21, 2009 9:12:02 GMT -5
"YOU WERE AWESOME, WHO ARE YOU?" a somewhat loud voice asked interrupting his negotiations. He turned toward the young winged girl with a flourish.
"I AM HE WHO BRINGS HOPE TO THOSE WHO ARE HOPELESS, JUSTICE TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN TREATED UNJUSTLY! MY SOUL BURNS WITH THE POWER OF AWESOME! I AM HE WHO TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL! HE WHO GOES BEYOND LIMITS! HE WHO DOES WHAT NO MAN CAN DO!"
At this point he spins his sword and then strikes an AWESOME pose.
"I AM... VANCE SKYE!"
Almost on cue, a loud growl sounded nearby. Diverting his gaze in that direction, he realized the source immediately. Flipping a few coins into the apple girl pocket and grabbing the split apple in the same motion, he lobbed the apple to the starving girl.
"I MERELY SOUGHT TO PURCHASE THAT WHICH I HAD INADVERTENTLY BROUGHT DAMAGE TO. I CURRENTLY HAVE NO NEED OF IT, BUT IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU MIGHT RECEIVE SOME BENEFIT FROM SUCH."
The apple landed gently into her lap.
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Post by Mirabelle Gibard on Jun 21, 2009 16:57:01 GMT -5
Mirabelle was caught off guard by the loud growl. Man that girl must be hungry. However she had other things on her mind. "Vance Skye, Vance Skye" she pondered about his name over and over. She knew she would have to tell Papa Tony about this and about how Awesomely Awesome Vance Skye was.
His pose had set her in awe. She wanted to be that awesome but never was. Mirabelle figured she would at least try to tell this Awesome man her name "UMM MR. VANCE SKYE NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M MIRABELLE GIBARD HOW DO YOU DO?" Mirabelle tried once again to be loud like Vance, but again it failed.
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Post by Vance Skye on Jun 23, 2009 19:29:41 GMT -5
The young winged girl had attempted to introduce herself. However, it was a somewhat weak introduction.
"WHAT KIND OF INTRODUCTION IS THAT? YOU NEED MORE PASSION! MORE SPIRIT! IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE REMEMBERED, YOU MUST BE MEMORABLE! WHAT IS YOUR MEANING, YOUR PURPOSE? A NAME IS MERELY A NAME, IT SAYS NOTHING OF WHO YOU ARE!"
He motioned expectantly toward the girl.
"YOU SAY THAT YOUR NAME IS MIRABELLE GIBARD, BUT I ASK YOU NOW, WHO ARE YOU?"
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Post by Mirabelle Gibard on Jul 8, 2009 21:59:35 GMT -5
Mirabelle was taken aback by Vance. He had questioned her introduction, Telling her it needed more spirit, that a name say nothing of who you are. Well she better try harder to introduce herself.
" I AM PAPA TONY'S MOST LOVABLE LACKEY. THE WINGED WONDER MIRABELLE GIBARD" Mirabelle had finally reached the loudness the could rival Vance's loudness. Mirabelle made sure at the end of that statement to make an awesome pose.
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