Prince of Tennis, the Unexpected.

[Illias]

{ A random fanfiction that comes in short stories. Written by me, HERE. Check out my other stories, they are not that great, I am not a great fanfiction writer. XD }

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Prince of Tennis. This is just a gag. If I owned it, Ryoma would have been me. So yeah. Btw, this is supposed to be a work of humor. If it didn't make you laugh, then:
1. Go watch Prince of Tennis if you haven't.
2. Go get something funnier to do to cheer yourself up.
If it made you cry instead, I suggest you:
1. Go see a shrink.
2. Go lock yourself up in the room to prevent spreading your emoness everywhere.

Now, enjoy.

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Hello there. I am a bored person. So I am going to write something really lame.



#1: A Sunny Day in Seishun Gakuen

"Usu, senpai." Ryoma muttered as he entered the school courts, yawning. "..."

He raised his head and looked around him. There was no one there. Ryoma blinked. Then he nodded to himself, suddenly remembering something. "Oh... its Sunday." Ryoma muttered.

Then he went home.

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#2: Reverse Day

"Everyone! Gather." Tezuka said loudly to everyone in the courts. The regulars and the other students gathered in front of him, and Oishi stood at his side. Everyone shifted around nervously, wondering what important matter Tezuka had to say to them. Tezuka glanced around at the members of the tennis club, and he nodded slightly.

"Tezuka?" Fuji asked questioningly.

"I want to announce that today is officially the 'Reverse' day. So everyone must reverse the meaning of all usual activities." Tezuka said. Ryoma chuckled.

"Echizen!" Tezuka muttered, glaring at the freshman. Ryoma stopped giggling immediately. "Don't run 50 rounds around the court." Ryoma stared up at the Captain. Momo grinned evilly at Ryoma. "Echizen~ today is reverse day, so if Tezuka tells you not to run, you have to run."

Ryoma adjusted his cap, sighing.

"Hmmm... Normally I listen to the Captain's orders... so on this special day, I'll do exactly the reverse."

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#3: Mada Mada Dane (NG version)

"Awwww, I lost to O-chibi again!" Eiji groaned, dropping his racket. "Oi... senpai," Ryoma said, looking up at Eiji across the net. A smile played on his face. "M...." Ryoma scratched his head. "Ma-what?

"What was that line again?" Ryoma asked, scratching his head, looking over to Momo for help. Momo slapped his forehead. "Mada something right...? Oh! Oh yeah, Mada Mada Dane."

"Please remember your lines, Echizen. Its embarrassing," Tezuka said calmly from the sidelines.

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#4: Burning

"Echizen... I wonder if you can make a good Kawamura?" Momo asked Ryoma at the science labs. Ryoma shrugged. "I don't think so, Momo-senpai. I think I'm not a very energetic person... what's that smell? Fire?" Ryoma looked at the back of his uniform. It was burning.

"BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Kawamura frowned as he walked down the corridors, hearing the screaming from above. Then he beamed. He grabbed his racket from his bag and dashed up the stairs. "OH YEAH, I LIKE BURNING TOO, RYOMA!!!!!!!"

"Get the hell away!" Ryoma yelled, eyes wide as smoke and flame issued from his back, pushing past Kawamura.

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#5: Truth or Dare

Seigaku regulars had just finished their training, and they set down their rackets, sitting in a circle at the corner of the courts. "Whew! That was tough!" Eiji muttered. Then he beamed, looking around at everyone. "Ne ne ne ne!!! Guys, wanna play a game?! TRUTH OR DARE!!"

"Sounds great!" Momo said happily, holding up his racket. "Let's use the racket! The handle is the pointer."

"Whatever." Ryoma muttered, leaning against the wall.

Oishi just laughed, and joined in. "Alright, lets play then!" Eiji said happily, turning the racket. Everyone watched it avidly as it spun round and round... and slowed... There was a sharp intake of breath as the racket stopped its spinning in the center of the circle. Everyone followed the handle in its pointed direction... all the way up to...

Tezuka Kunimitsu.

"OOOOOOOOH." Everyone cried out, cheering and clapping. "Captain! Captain! Truth or dare?"

Tezuka glared at everyone. "Dare."

"DARE. Dare he says! Ryoma! Give him a dare!" Momo cried. Ryoma adjusted his cap, sighing. "I'm okay with that..." Ryoma said, looking up at his Captain. "Buchou. I dare you.... to smile spasticaly."

Everyone stared at Tezuka. Tezuka stood up. Then he took in a deep breath.

"ALLLO! Everyone, are-you-fyne?" Tezuka said in a spastic voice with a spastic smile on his face. Then he reverted back to his normal self and sat down.

Everyone lagged for a few seconds.

Then they burst out laughing.

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THE END. (or is it?!)

[Illias]

#6: Oh My God

"Welcome to Seigaku thespian camp!" Kawamura said nervously, bowing. "For today, we're going to showcase... Tezuka and Echizen's play: The Best Racket in the World. Directed by Momoshiro!" Kawamura clapped once.

Spotlight shines onto the duo on the performance floor.

"Oh this... this racket! So heavy!" Ryoma cried out, waving a old, broken racket in his hand. "I'm getting blisters now... my arm hurts..."

"What's wrong, Echiz-Cathy?" Tezuka asked, turning towards Ryoma. Ryoma looked up at his captain, looking sad. "Oh, Daniel! Uh, this racket is so heavy! Its so hard to swing!"

"If that is so, you have to use this! This special racket has air in it!" Tezuka said, whipping out another racket, and brandishing it. Ryoma stared at the racket, then at his own. "Its the... the first racket in the world that has air in it!" Tezuka continued. They stared at each other.

Ryoma looked lost. He looked from his racket to Tezuka's again. "Ah. Err. Dan...Daniel..." Ryoma stuttered, giving a nervous laugh. apparently, he couldn't improvise at all.

"Echizen! Just act like you're supposed to! Improvise!!" Momo yelled from the side, sighing. "Come on! Try some english! Say something like Oh My God-"

"OH MY GOD!!! DANIIELLL!!!" Ryoma yelled, shaking the racket. "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Ryoma swung the racket around like crazy. "Woooww!! SO LIGHT OH MY GOD!! DANIEL!!!"

"Err, that's enough, Echizen." Momo said. "ECHIZEN!"

"OHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOODD!!!!" Ryoma yelled, grabbing a lock of his hair and flinging the tennis racket on the ground. "OOOOHHHHH MYY GOD!!! MY GOD MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!" Ryoma spurted blood out of his mouth and staggered around. "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD~ OH MY GOD" He collapsed onto the ground, frothing. "OH MYYYYYY GOOOD! DANIEL!!!!!"

Tezuka looked up from the wriggling Ryoma to Oiishi, who was watching all this with a worried face. "Get an ambulance. Someone had gotten into an acute seizure."

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#7: That's Heartless

-School Camp in Campus-

"Hey, Momo-senpai, can I switch off the lights already?" Ryoma asked Momoshiro who was reading a book. Momo coughed, sighing. "If you want my eyes to spoil, feel free to do so." Momo said, looking sad.

"Okay." Ryoma said and switched off the lights. "Goodnight."

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#8: Singing with Seigaku

"I'll sing Nana Kitade's song!" Momo cried. He passed the remote to Ryoma. "Here, Echizen! Pick a song!"

"I'll sing... 'Hare Hare Yukai'." Ryoma said, clicking the remote. Momo and everyone stared at him with a shocked look on their face.

"What?" Ryoma said, looking at them.

"Are you going to dance with that song too?" Kaidoh asked, eyes wide.

"DUH--. Who doesn't dance to that song?" Ryoma said, rolling his eyes.

Momo covered his mouth, imagining Ryoma shaking his butt. "Oh my-"

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#9: Making a long story short

During Physics class today, Atobe brought in a Lambroughini and smashed it open, claiming that he want to 'show us how the mechnism inside works'.

I think he was just trying to show off.

~by Oshitari

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#10: The Rainbow

"Oh look! Its a rainbow! Shinji, look!" Ishida tugged at Shinji's sleeve, pointing into the sky. Shinji shrugged him off and walked towards the north. "Oh... look. Its a tornado approaching us. Its going to tear up the rainbow into a thousand tiny bits, ripping its colours away, draining them bloodily so that there's only red left... and then the red too, will fade... and life will cease to exist... everyone will die. " Shinji looked back at Ishida, who looked immensely horrified. "No...! No! You're evil! This can't happen!" Ishida muttered.

Shinji smiled at him.

"Just kidding."

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Owari.